Ego orgy!

I heard the most amazing things today. This is only one of them.

"...So one of the auditors came down to the office to take a look. She couldn't speak proper English because she was from Malaysia. They speak Malay there. So I of course couldn't understand her. Like when she said 'spae-shiaal'. You see, she doesn't even know how to say 'spair-shiel'. HAHAHA you see so farny."

He meant every word of it. He really did.
I didn't know where to look.